Dear The Internets,
Finally! A movie breaking down zombie survival that actually stresses the dangers of public bathrooms.
If you haven't already, you NEED to see Zombieland! It's vital that you do. Imperative, even! Let me make this an official review by calling this film a hilarious good time in a bloody handbasket! Woody Harrelson is a God and I am a believer.
4 out of 5 bloody human-heart cupcakes!
Hope all is peachy keen with you and that zombies have not overtaken your city and eaten your brain. In the event that they have, however, the only thing for you to do now is to nut up or shut up (see Rule #30). Godspeed!