Oink oink! (That's How do you do? in swine-speak, fyi.)
My sister is incredibly desperate for me to get the H1N1 vaccine because I work with children and I am a germ/disease magnet. She is so adamant about this, in fact, that she has officially warned me; if she gets the swine flu due to my failure to vaccinate myself she will take me to small claims court. Can she even do that?