"Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year"

Dearest The Internets!

I got my huuuuur cut! Five (5!!!) whole inches, kid! And guess what? I'm acquiring a digital camera tomorrow. A new Cannon! I foresee lots of daily outfit pics in our future.

[Necklace: Target, Cardigan: Target, Hairbow: Torrid, Face: Heaven]

Smooches!

ekg♥

"This Is Just A Modern Love Song"

Dearest You,

Idea!

Beth Ditto for Target.
Beth Ditto for H&M.
Beth Ditto for Torrid.
Beth  Ditto for AnyStoreInAmericaThatICanPhysicallyGoTo.

Is that really too much to ask?  I didn't think so. Why should evans have all the fun? Who can I talk to about this?

Long live my pipiest of dreams! And  long live the King! Elvis, that is...

Truly,

ekg♥

"A Celebration Upon Completion"

Dear The Internets!

Ay. Dios. Mio! (Oh. My. God!)

I'm not exactly sure why I'm so excited for this (see: it's not like any of it will fit me... unless there's a scarf or two in the mix.), but I am. Are you ready?  Jean Paul Gaultier for TARGET? Yesssss! 

(( (((http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2009/10/jean_paul_gaultier_to_do_targe.html))) ))) See!

Congratulations are in order, Skinny Bitches. I tip my hat to you. On the ol' (availability of) Fashion Scoreboard-  You: 3,382,561 Fatties: 13.5

(Do you just love how I cleverly made the TARGET logo with a HEART? Thought so.)

Terribly green with envy,

ekg♥

P.S. I hate would like to punch people who refer to Target as T-ahr-jay. Its not even cute! Your attempts at faux-"class" are insulting.  Seriously. The logo isn't a bulls-eye for nothing.  Now go stand in front of it so the rest of us can shoot you with our poisonous arrows of trivial hate.